i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Non-Jews are for practice
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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