she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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