yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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