Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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