This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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