This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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