white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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