Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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