i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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