you're like a bully in the Christmas story
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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