You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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