i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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