chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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