Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
