covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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