I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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