we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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