do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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