I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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