i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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