I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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