do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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