So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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