OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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