"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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