i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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