I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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