I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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