official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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