if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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