the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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