google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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