he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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