I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
operation harelip BJ is a go
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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