I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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