We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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