I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Randomize
