So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Randomize
