The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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