Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
