But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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