is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
