U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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