rhymes with "ouble enetration"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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