just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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