I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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