And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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