Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
