So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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