it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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