he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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