So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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