that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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