Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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