i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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