in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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